First off i hope you are doing well. I know that trying to please everyone once a year is a very difficult job. Being self employed I know how hard being your own boss is, so I won’t take much of your time.
I have been a very good boy this year. I have helped lots of people get bigger, stronger, faster and healthier. I have done my best to really help them every way I could. I am lucky that I have such a great job that allows me to really be passionate about my customers. I am very grateful for that.
Seeing as how last year you brought me coal (yes I know i was a naughty boy), I wanted to make sure this year I was a good boy, so Santa, please be nice this year and bring me my list…..pretty please…
I promise to leave you Milk (low fat of course) & Cookies (made with protein powder….yummy).
This year for Christmas I would like only 5 things Santa…..Just 5 things….
1. A pair of Cartman Boxer shorts (sweet) Danielle said I would look sexy in these…
2. A Kong for my German Shepherd Rommel
3. A trap bar for my gym to torture my clients even more (see I am concerned about helping people)
4. 2010 Jeep Wrangler “Call Of Duty Edition”
And Santa…because I have worked really hard all year and been a REALLY REALLY GOOD BOY I want…
5. Kim Kardashian
(Santa I was gonna ask for world peace, but come on.. it’s Kim Kardashian! You can’t blame me can you?)
So Santa please be nice to me at Christmas this year and I expect to see Kim Kardashian wrapped in only a bow under my tree for Christmas!!
Thank you Santa! Your the best!
So tell me everyone…what are YOU asking Santa this year for Christmas :).
Post up your list!! I want to hear from you!
If I get 25 replies Ill give away a random copy of my “Build A Bigger Bench Press” Book! So start replying!